| А у меня такой антимат стоит, очень эфективен, даже слишком
<?
function zamena($post){
$post=wordwrap($post, 35, ' ',1);
$post = preg_replace( "#[хx](.{0,2})[уy](.{0,2})[ейёя]#is", "молот", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[п](.{0,2})[и](.{0,2})[д](.{0,2})[оаеoae](.{0,2})[рp]#is", "гном", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[мm](.{0,2})[аоao](.{0,2})[mм](.{0,2})[б](.{0,2})[еe](.{0,2})[tт]#is", "дурак", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[г](.{0,2})[аоao](.{0,2})[нh](.{0,2})[д](.{0,2})[оo](.{0,2})[нh]#is", "Шарик", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[д](.{0,2})[еe](.{0,2})[рp](.{0,2})[ь](.{0,2})[мm](.{0,2})[оoаa]#is", "Солнце", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[б](.{0,2})[л](.{0,2})[я]#is", "аля", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[сc](.{0,2})[уy](.{0,2})[кk](.{0,2})[аa]#is", "Собачка", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[сc](.{0,2})[уy](.{0,2})[ч](.{0,2})[кk](.{0,2})[аa]#is", "Собачка", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[г](.{0,2})[аa](.{0,2})[вb](.{0,2})[нh](.{0,2})[оаяoa]#is", "шоколад", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[хx](.{0,2})[еe](.{0,2})[рp]#is", "огурец", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[сc](.{0,2})[оo](.{0,2})[сc](.{0,2})[и]#is", "Смакуй", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[ёеe](.{0,2})[бb](.{0,2})[аaуy](.{0,2})[нhтtл]#is", "копать", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[п](.{0,2})[и](.{0,2})[з3](.{0,2})[д](.{0,2})[аыиаоoю]#is", "пробирка", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[ёеe](.{0,2})[б](.{0,2})[уyы](.{0,2})[нhрp]#is", "казанова", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[ёеe](.{0,2})[б](.{0,2})[уyиё]#is", "***", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[вb](.{0,2})[ы](.{0,2})[еe](.{0,2})[бb](.{0,2})[уаay]#is", "Люблю!", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[п](.{0,2})[и](.{0,2})[сc](.{0,2})[ь](.{0,2})[кk]#is", "колбаска", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[ж](.{0,2})[оёo](.{0,2})[п](.{0,2})[аaуy]#is", "шоколадный глаз", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[тt](.{0,2})[рp](.{0,2})[аa](.{0,2})[хx](.{0,2})[нhaа](.{0,2})[уyнheеи]#is", "Попенгаген", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[мm](.{0,2})[уy](.{0,2})[д](.{0,2})[аa](.{0,2})[кk]#is", "мурзик", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[ш](.{0,2})[аa](.{0,2})[л](.{0,2})[аa](.{0,2})[вb]#is", "девушка лёгкого поведения", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[ш](.{0,2})[мm](.{0,2})[аa](.{0,2})[рp]#is", "девушка на улице", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[тt](.{0,2})[уy](.{0,2})[тt](.{0,2})[кk](.{0,2})[аa]#is", "ти меня", $post );
$post = preg_replace( "#[пp](.{0,2})[иi](.{0,2})[зz](.{0,2})[дd](.{0,2})[еe](.{0,2})[ц]#is", "звиздец", $post );
return $post;
}
?>
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